Valentines special - How to survive advent of AI - a practical guide from a polymath

Alright, let’s rev up the engines of this wild ride through the digital age with a twist – because, frankly, just any old welding won’t cut it if the AI revolution leaves me yearning for the adrenaline rush of startup life. So, here’s the plan: If mere terrestrial welding loses its spark, I’m diving deep into the thrilling abyss of underwater welding. Imagine that – me, a torch in hand, surrounded by the serene blue, crafting undersea structures. It’s like a startup, but with more sharks and less venture capital. 🦈🔥

But wait, there’s more to this grand adventure. On days when even the depths of the ocean aren’t enough to quench my thirst for the startup thrill, and I start feeling the pull of stability and safety, I’ve got a backup plan that’s so crazy it just might work. I’ll spoof all the APIs, generate a new identity, and snag myself a cozy government job. That’s right, I’ll be the king of fax machines, navigating the bureaucratic labyrinth with the skill of a seasoned explorer, spending my days in a whirlwind of paper and toner. 📠👑

And for those moments when I find myself itching to take on AI in a head-to-head battle, I’ve got a secret weapon: just 10x my Adderall consumption. Because let’s face it, an Nvidia H100 can’t overclock 10x, right? With my brain running at warp speed, I’ll outmaneuver those silicon circuits every time. Take that, artificial intelligence! 💊💡

But why stop there? My arsenal is vast and filled with the quirkiest tools of innovation. I’m talking 3D printers churning out everything from bionic limbs to bespoke screwdrivers, because why settle for off-the-shelf when you can print on demand? And let’s not forget the Bluetooth-enabled drills – because drilling holes should absolutely come with a soundtrack. 🖨️🔊

And for the pièce de résistance, my homemade fusion reactor. Nestled safely in the garage between the family car and a pile of old holiday decorations, it’s a testament to the dream that one day, we’ll power our world with the stars themselves. It’s a bit of DIY meets sci-fi, a blend of ambition and a dash of madness, all wrapped up in the quest for clean, limitless energy. 🌟💥

So there you have it, my roadmap through the AI age, armed with welding torches, spoofed APIs, and a penchant for pushing boundaries, both on this planet and in the realms of imagination. With a wink to the past and a nod to the future, I’m ready to navigate the waves of change, powered by Adderall-fueled brainstorming, the buzz of my 3D printer, and the hum of my fusion reactor. The future’s not just coming; I’m building it, one eccentric invention at a time. 🚀🛠️

TL:DR;

• learn welding (start now before AI goes hostile) if you value money
• get a new identity and give it high educational credentials if you value stability and boredom
• buy 3d printers, drones, aquaponics, CNC mill, solars and turret gun if you’re going self-reliant road
• 10x aderall if you feel like fighting
• smoke weed if you don’t care
• keep on reading uncle Bob if you believe things will stay as they are today