Why you won't find a technical cofounder

Oh boy, strap in, ‘cause let me tell you why snagging that mythical tech co-founder online is kinda like rocket surgery 🚀💉.

First off, it’s like everyone’s hunting for a unicorn who can juggle coding, AI, design, and also moonlights as a motivational speaker. Plus, they gotta be all in on your idea about, I dunno, social media for pets or something, right after saying “hi.” And did I mention, for the sweet price of zero bucks? 💸 Talk about a wishlist that’d make Santa blush.

Now, I get it. You’ve got this killer idea that’s gonna change the world (or at least, make dogs Insta-famous). But expecting someone to dive headfirst into your startup dream for an “exciting equity opportunity” (aka - hope and pocket lint) is asking them to carry their own cross, big time.

Everyone carries their own cross, right? Well, in the startup world, it feels like we’re all lugging around a tech-version of the Eiffel Tower.

You’re thinking, “Hey, it’s not rocket surgery!” But bro, sometimes it kinda is. Especially when you’re asking someone to bet months of their life on your dream after a couple of Zoom calls.

Let’s talk cash. You want someone to build your MVP for free? That’s a 10k job you’re asking someone to front as an “opportunity cost.” Imagine telling someone to pay to work for you. Sounds crazy? ‘Cause it is.

Risk is the name of the game in Startup Land. But, it’s like everyone wants to play poker without betting any chips. “What if it flops?” Welcome to entrepreneurship, where flopping is part of the breakfast menu. 🍳

Here’s a pro tip from a fellow startup hustler: Paying a dev might actually be the smart move.

• You find someone quicker
• You skip the “must be madly in love with my idea” dance
• You get straight to building cool stuff
• Plus, everyone knows the deal upfront, no surprises

But what if your bank account is singing the blues? Everyone needs a hobby, right? Well, making something awesome with what you’ve got is a pretty cool hobby. Team up with folks at your level. Have fun. Be grateful. Save the serious business face for when you’re not asking for free labor.

And let’s drop the whole “the builder must stick around forever” myth. The tech world’s more like a relay race than a marriage. People pass the baton all the time.

Remember, not everyone’s gonna geek out over your project like you do. And that’s okay. You don’t need to be a zealot to build something great.

Final piece of advice? Keep it real.

• Slash that dream co-founder wishlist.
• Be upfront about what you can offer (even if it’s just a vision and a pizza budget).
• And hey, remember, everyone needs a hobby – might as well make yours launching cool stuff into the world. 🚀👾 Let’s get building!